some things about the two-year-old

His most favorite food is paper. he IS a paper trash radar when we walk him, he can pick up any dirty tissue, used bandit even Q-tip from bushes or behind rocks. :(
One of his routines now is to run back to his house and jump on top of his crate, then start to whine. He will whine until he is acknowledged, which means he need get one of his toys from his toy box. Any toy will suffice, he is not that picky.
He can sneeze, he totally learned that skill from his mum.
He barks at anyone who walks from our window. I'm seriously thinking of getting a 'BEWARE OF DOG' sign.
He refuses to poo on the first morning walk, only can do that on the second one. The two morning walks in demand are not very considerable, sigh...
He loves chasing, but he cannot take it for long. Ten minutes he would be out. He usually was the most wild dog when he entered the dog park. He dares to run close to any dog, big or small, in return, he will be sure to get chased. Every dog park visit, he came home with some cuts for him to lick for a few days. But he LOVE DOG PARKS!!
He is not brave in any sense. He is easily got intimated by cats.
He barks to any unknown object of big shape. 
He sleeps with all four feet attached to the wall. That's his ready-to-be-roasted sleeping pose, one of his favorites.
He loves food, he can take anything, except mushroom.
He begs for food. Ugh. He begs for anything to eat. Sigh.
He looks at anyone who is eating with such intensity of love and admiration, most people will surround and have to share the food with him. Only a few can resist him. Sigh..
He loves car.  He remembers all the fun he had when he was driven before.
He keeps asking 'are we there yet' 'are we there yet' when is in a car.
He feels like a big rock when he was found again on top of my stomach in the morning. And he is at heavy side as a bichon.
He is the cutest, annoying, but cute, as he is mine.