dont blame me, it's the dog

it's not because I forgot to close the door, he knows how to open a closed door now.
it's not because I forgot to fill his empty container with food and water first thing in the morning, he chose to drag the puppy chow bag out from the cabinet, tear the bag into piece, leaving the chow all over the floor, from kitchen to living room. It's not because he was hungry so to seek out food, he did have food this time, he just wanted to mess things up.

egh!!!